I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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