May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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