Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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