You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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