he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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