what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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