ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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