out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
That accounts for only three of the penises
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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