i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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