More tranny stories later!
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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