I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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