Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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