we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
