just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Life without a bra equals bliss.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Randomize