If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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