Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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