Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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