no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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