I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
