So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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