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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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