It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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