found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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