if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
