just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I could fuck to npr.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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