fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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