But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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