i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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