windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
