she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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