Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Randomize
