I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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