: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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