No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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