if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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