I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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