he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Fuck me I smell like cheese
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize
