But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
