Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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