Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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