is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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