I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Randomize
