Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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