im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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