when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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