Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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