As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
