I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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