i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
