My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Come share oat with me in your robe
this is an emotional support booty call
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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