so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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