can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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