if i died would you start the facebook group?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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