I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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