there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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