What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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