I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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