How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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