butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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