marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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