so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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